Is this day in honor of underwater boats or a deli sandwich? Beats me.

Maybe, we should celebrate THE SUBMARINE, a mythical Great White Shark which lives in False Bay, Cape Town, South Africa.  So large it shows up on sonar, the Submarine is reputed to have swallowed entire boat motors. I guess if the boaters had fed Mr. Submarine two or three slabs of John Daly ribs, he  wouldn’t have eaten the motor. Aren’t you glad this shark doesn’t cruise the Gulf of Mexico?

Now, that I’ve had my fun writing through Guinness goggles…the SUBMARINE is a hoax, an urban legend of mythic proportions. Okay, now we can return to St. Patrick’s Day and Submarine Day festivities.